WESTERN BLACK RHINO:
By popular demand, our teams of experienced
specialists have located a fine specimen and are currently in the process of processing and vacuum-sealing.
All meat will drop-ship from Congo, packed in dry ice and customs labelled as "gift" unless specified otherwise.
Allow 6-7 business days for delivery. Not responsible for customs loss.
The proof of our hard work over the past several months, special thanks to hungry locals and Joseph Koni:
Ribs: $9,600 USD/ea
Shoulder Roast: $11,340 USD/lb (4 lb minimum order)
Ears: $8,900 USD/ea (limited stock)
Penis: $18,900 USD/lb (2 lb minimum order)
Loin Chop: $13,100 USD/lb (2 lb minimum order)
Offal: $4,500/lb (2 lb minimum order, whole organ discounts available)
Horn: SOLD OUT
Due to recent events, we are pleased to offer a fresh stock of western lowland Gorilla. This specimen is one of the finest in th world, and will be unmatched in quality and freshness as it is packed and shipped domestically. Whether you are a primate connosseiur or have a curiocity about human meat analogues, now is a great time to experience the flavor and depth of the Gorilla.
Thighs (the best gorilla cut): $10,995 USD/lb (4 lb minimum order)
Shank: $5,995 USD/lb
Ribs: $7,995 USD/lb (2-rib minimum, whole rack discounts available, limited supplies)
Assorted cuts - calves, back, arms, etc.: $2,995 USD/lb (Leaner cuts - marbling not guaranteed - goes great with a marinade or in a stew!)
OUT OF STOCK! More on the way from Chinese source.
AMERICAN BALD EAGLE:
NOTE: American Bald Eagle, while no longer on the endangered species list, is overstocked.
CLOSE OUT PRICING!
Breasts: $290 USD/lb
Thighs: $230 USD/lb
Wings: $190 USD/lb (great with Frank's Red Hot!)
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EndangeredMeat is not responsible for international customs loss
EndangeredMeat ships vacuum-packed in a dry-ice container, direct from the source.